A Gernon
T Desmyth
Pre-game routine
Wake up to text messages dealing with late scratchings, enquiries re tee times and whereabouts of course and general homma incomptence. Show up early for some practice but spend half an hour rounding up tardy hommas. Proceed to the tee to shoot 25 points.
Prez Says
Has been forced to play several points under his true handicap for many seasons as a result of random days of wonder once every two years. Pre-game routine typically interrupted by the tardiness of others which usually results in poor starts. A place in the final four would be the aim.